All is forgiven
by joetwo
I’m on my stomach in a hospital bed. The door opens and medical students come in. The consultant explains my condition in glorious gory detail while they get a good look.
This has become my lot; to be paraded as a medical curiosity, like a circus freak of old. Several of them suppress giggles. I don’t really blame them. I blame myself, I knew I would eventually end up here after I met her.
She was intoxicating! From the moment we first met I was hooked. I met her in a commune that I used to deal with. She was really into her new-age stuff, a bit of a freak for it.
I convinced her to leave and moveΒ in with me. She was a real freak in the sack. the things she would do would drive me wild. It was these wild nights that kept me enamoured with her.
I failed to realise she was still in the commune in spirit. She was a freak for the the wacky ‘bacy. I ignored it. I was hooked.
I don’t smoke it myself, except for the odd toke. If you use it a lot it can effect you. She began to act odd, even for her.
Most of the time I went with it; a lot can be forgiven for a freak like her, except for once. That was
when I noticed that one of the stamps in my collection, a prized freak, had gone. I accused her of stealing. The reality was a bit more prosaic; she’d gotten a little confused and tried to post it. It was recovered and all was well. Or so I thought.
She’s not one to forgive. The next night’s bondage session turned decidedly unpleasant. The consultant has told me he’s never seen an injury like mine before, he wants to write a paper.
She visits daily, says that she is very sorry. I try and resist but I know I’ll forgive her.
Just as soon as I heal.
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Written for Trifecta Week eighty
Oy. Watch out for those wild ones.
But they’re so fun!
“The consultant has told me heβs never seen an injury like mine before, he wants to write a paper.”
π Oh god… π I can only imagine…Lol…What sort of injury…
You play with fire you’re going to get burned! In his case literally! π
ooh…I like this Joe, but am intrigued! π
Thanks Gemini!
It’s fun to try and imagine what sort of injury he sustained xD This was funny.
I’m glad I gave your imagination a good work out!
I don’t want to know…but I’m curious π I think he might be in an unhealthy relationship…isn’t ending up a medical circus freak one of the warning signs?
It’s right up there with waking up with her over you holding your balls and a knife.
In my defense, I’d had quite a lot to smoke that night. All I remember was being inspired by Brad Pitt’s final scene in Inglorious Basterds.
Though the main difference is that while he carved into the baddies head, you didn’t Annie, you carved somewhere else!
Well, the important thing is that all is forgiven, right?
Ah shucks! You know I can’t stay mad at you!
Show off!! And I loved the prosaic explanation of the stamps journey.
The stamp was very important to him!
A woman can get a guy in so much trouble. i am thankful i have one I can trust.
Good to know!
Oh, jeez. He’s having a really bad day. You cracked me up the way you used pretty much *every* definition of “freak” in the one piece. Freakin’ hard, if you ask me. π
It was tricky!
eek to the freak!!!!
Indeed!
Love the different uses of freak here – Genius!
Thanks!