Factory Recall

by joetwo

We interrupt this regularly scheduled programme to issue a warning from the Department of Trade and Industry.

The warning is a follows. If any member of the public has recently purchased Joy Brand Farms black pitted olives we ask you to IMMEDIATELY take them and place them in a fire or an oven at at least 200C (392F) until such time as they have been completely converted to ash. Before you do so, please make sure that you have counted the olives and that they are all present and accounted for. If any of the olives are not accounted for, especially if you or a member of your household has eaten one, please DO NOT leave your home, lock all your doors and windows, contact the us Toll free on 1800 96873 382533 and await a specialist team.

Above all we would like all members of the public to avoid needless worry by stopping the spread of false and malicious rumours about the appearance of certain strange creatures across the country in recent days. They are completely untrue and only serve to spread panic and alarm. Rest assured that everything is under control and there is nothing to worry about.

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Written for the Grammar Ghoul Press Mutant 750 challenge number 53.

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